I have nothing to add to this conversation other than that Gabrielle will be 44 this month. 44!

But then it would also make for a breech birth, which would require a c-section for that alone, yeah?

I have a few:

How can it be a ripoff when literally every single person watching the debate had the same thought? At least everyone I was with watching it. We immediately started doing the Jaws theme.

I’ve been really liking SNL for awhile now. The women on the show are the standouts, by far. Kate McKinnon, Cecily Strong, Aidy Bryant, Leslie Jones, they’re all fantastic.

I couldn’t even finish reading this. Got to “scrape” and had to fuck off right there.

My dad is an ent surgeon and one of the stories I remember most vividly involved him fishing out a hairball from deep inside an ear and inside that hairball were several tiny insect legs.

This literally made my stomach tense up and me to gag a little bit. So many levels of nope.

I’m not planning on having children anytime soon, but jfc, this story has me rethinking it all.

Pump the brakes.

I can’t even fathom someone going into nursing for pay only. It’s such a tough and demanding job, not even counting how gross it can be.

Thankfully I haven’t had too many gruesome injuries and no significant health issues, but both of my parents are doctors (ENT and derm) so our house always had fun stories going around. My mom has the worst (best?) stories though. Skin is weird, y’all. She’s always said that it’s the smell that will do you in, not…

I don’t know about cupcake, but he would definitely be sweet potato or pumpkin pie. Both of those are disgusting (fight me on this) and just orange enough to match his hue.

How about Rashida Jones? She’s been a long time crush of mine.

My favorite jacket is also Madewell. It’s a rust color, waist level thing and not too heavy- perfect for LA “winters.” Wish I could find a photo of it online. They make great outerwear.

I’m a lesbian so I’m trying to think in my terms.

This wins.

Y’all need new desk space.

tbh, you don’t look too bad. Sticking to a mostly monotone color palette really does a lot to elevate the tail.

It seems very apt to have Billy Bush filed away under “Dirt Bag.”