But on a more serious note, I feel like this is all just in jest. There’s pithy little posts about straight people and are they/aren’t they hooking up all the time. I kind of like that mainstream sites are posting about potential queer couples the same way they would about straight ones.

Because there’s a hurricane coming for half of us and the other half just really want some fun gossip this Thursday, thankyouverymuch.

I’m really behind in my celesbian hot goss apparently. Wasn’t Carrie dating Taylor Schilling?

Wait, what? NINE?!?

I have personalized stationary and a personalized beach towel. Those are my two personalized items. Clearly I have my priorities straight.

Ooooo. I like this one.

If he was very young, meh, but WHY WOULD YOU EVER SAY THIS OUT LOUD TO ANOTHER PERSON?

To defend myself a bit: I still managed to do well academically and I was a multi-sport athlete so I had some other productivity in there somewhere.

Eh, I was just a bit of a party girl who was also a closeted lesbian and compensated for my confused sexuality by trying out many different flavors (so to speak) at our brother school and around.

If parents knew half the stuff we got up to in our chi-chi private schools, I don’t think we would have made it out.

What’s the update on Nicole and the kids anyway? Last I heard, the whole Scientology thing kept them away from her. Is it any better now that they’re older? One of you guys give me the hot goss, please.

Did anyone who read that actually think it to be true? I didn’t, but laughed anyway.

Should have stuck with these teeth, Tom.

My girlfriend is one of these people, I’m still learning to cope. It’s an everyday process.

I can’t stand Timberlake. He may be my least favorite celebrity that isn’t otherwise normally considered to be awful already.

You should! Having it in your back pocket to pull out when needed is always fun.

I live/work in a very touristy area of LA, and there’s always at least one person spewing the virtues of Jesus to the masses--- if spoken to, I’ll either reply back in French or shout back that I’m a agnostic lesbian and please would you just let me eat my ice cream cone in peace.

I really like this idea. I’m fluent in French and the most I regularly do with it in the US is when I’m trying to get out of a conversation with a stranger. Can’t chit chat if I don’t speak English!

Seriously. I didn't watch this show, but if I had, that would have been an automatic deal breaker before an actor even crossed the screen.

“I’ve heard people talk about it. Lots of people. YUGE amounts of people. YUGE.”