This is providing lots of laughs between my throwback Australian girlfriend and this lame American.

Full ride playing baseball? I’m not able to look it up right now, but I doubt there are many (if any) women playing NCAA baseball.

*you’re poor spelling.

True, but it was past my bedtime and I was a few glasses of wine down. What’s your excuse?

Hahaha, ok, now I’m 100% positive that you’re a 14-year-old boy in a basement somewhere in Jersey.

Of all the Gawkerverse trolls I’ve seen recently, you may have just won the award for “ickiness.”

She's successfully grown them out now, but it was touch and go there for a minute.

Also, have you been around lately? I feel like I haven't seen you pop up in forever.

My sister is a grump when it comes to sharing any sort of story where she comes off looking anything but stellar, but I tell everyone this one. It still makes me laugh to this day.

My sister gave herself bangs while on Ambien.

I had it recently somewhere with little slivers of jicama added to it. Loved it. Cucumbers are also good. I will basically eat any gazpacho someone puts in front of me though.

I hope it’s just the combo of pills & booze (don’t usually hope for that in most cases, but you know.)

I just love them so much.

It sounds like you’ve had the best day.

True! I live and work in Santa Monica... the Expo line is just right there—- now you really got me thinking.

I have season tickets for the Pantages, and honestly if getting from the westside didn’t take 18 hours, I would probably be in the same boat re: Ahmanson. It’s such a good season.

I don’t usually use the term “basic bitch” but jfc if I didn’t feel like one after reading this. I have a photo of myself in front of the pink wall in LA (where I live now), in front of the Jeremiah mural AND “Greetings from Austin” (where I went to school), and one in front of a “Greetings from San Diego” mural…

Exactly. What a life.

I once ordered a drink next to him at a bar in LA— I thought it was him, but wanted to get closer to be sure, so ended up with a fresh drink.

IDallas is so completely miscast. It’s a complete waste of a great opportunity.