I feel like it must take a lot to be an embarrassment to Florida.

I was a legislative intern in college and had multiple ocassions that put me in close proximity to Governor Rick Perry of Texas— had I been older and more confident, I really think I would have said something. He was, and still is, an idiot.

I haven't watched Black Mirror yet (it's on my list!) but jesus christ there has to be something else going on. I still refuse to believe any of this is real.

The message is horrible but what's really killing me is that apostrophe.

There are definitely less attractive Danes, but as a whole, they’re a pretty good looking bunch. By and large I think the thing that helps is they tend to dress better than most.

Same. I don’t really comment on Deadspin, but I read it daily, along with Jez. It’s nice to know the two play well with each other.

My own prom was in 2003, but I also went to proms in 2001 & 2002— frosty eyeshadow and pastel dress all.three.years.

Can this become a weekly thing? Friday Jezspin swap?

Use the toilet, close the lid. Solves the problem. No one wants to see inside a fucking toilet.

I made fun of it a bit before the day, but it actually was pretty fun—and now I have some cute photo booth photos with my own dog :)

I want to make fun, but I recently went to a dog’s birthday party where the host had one of those photo booth setups in her backyard. With lighting.

The only thing to keep me watching TLW after Dana was killed off was Rose Rollins. I don’t remember the time between the two, I may not have watched at all— but goddamn that woman is hot.

The nearest Sephora to me is at the Third Street Promenade in Santa Monica. If you have ever been there at any time, ever, you know it’s basically a living hell. I would rather sleep with 60% of my coworkers than go there after work.

I’ll check it out!

Tom Ford’s Tobacco Vanille.

I’m not a daily fragrance wearer, but one of my go-tos is Tom Ford’s Tobacco Vanille. It’s not cheap, but the smell is one of my favorite things in the world.

I’ve been to SUR twice (both times with friends visiting from out of town) and I’ve seen Scheana once. However, she seemed to be there as a guest or just saying hi— I don’t think she was there “working.”

It’s a running joke in my family that my mom is getting more and more liberal as she gets older. She wasn’t not a liberal before, but she’s definitely in the IDGAF phase of life where she’s just very vocal about it now.

I exercise so I can eat pizza. The things we do.

Do you remember MTV Cribs? (Maybe it’s still on? I don’t know.) Anyway- the only reason I ever watched the show was so I could see inside celeb’s fridges. It's by far the most interesting thing to me. You can tell a lot about someone from the contents of their fridge. Myself? Some white wine and a couple containers of…