The running joke in my family was that my dad married my mom just to get to hang out with my brother (her kid from first, really shitty marriage). The second they started walking back down the aisle, my brother said “DO I GET TO CHANGE MY NAME NOW?” and immediately ran to the wedding register, and there’s a pic of him…

My mom was adopted. She used to tell people her real dad was Elvis when they asked.

My genetic supplier was a monster (the only good thing he did for me was terminate his parental rights), and when the judge told my (adopted) Dad that even if he and my mom split, my Dad would still be responsible for me his reply was “I would think so” with (according to my mom) an insulted look that this would even…

And can we stop with this shit, please: “Also, given my lifelong social anxiety, one could argue that I’ve been social distancing for 35 years. I’ve always avoided people, the very thought of having to have social interaction cripples me…”

“I am currently living at a campsite in the mountains in Santa Barbara and we are packed in like sardines!” ... “I swear, I could easily adapt to prison life.”

“Many find themselves being moved on by fearful locals with no place to go, despite their best attempts at social distancing by wild camping.”

We get a lot of them at work. They are...trying. Especially the ones with children, because they don’t have anything close to a structured learning environment (not even close to home schooling, where many do institute a schedule or at least some sort of structure), and thus they essentially hand their kids over to us…

I was just telling my friend yesterday that self-isolating has made me so thankful that I left my ex-husband 5 years ago. Life with my boyfriend is not all sunshine and rainbows and too much bickering last week, but it wasn’t being trapped in a house with an emotionally abusive pothead. I checked the ex’s facebook…

I trust that the hot water kept us safe from the virus.

Kamala is bad-ass!!! Did you see her calmly take Barr to his knees? She is an articulate, intelligent, take no-shit, just get-the-job-done BLACK WARRIOR WOMAN in a dress. She will remind us of what we must always strive for because she believes it in her core that we are a better people than what we have been since…

“She was probably very nasty,”

This isn’t the first time that Trump has referred to Harris as “nasty”; during an appearance on his personal YouTube channel, Fox News’ Sean Hannity, Trump dismissed Harris as a political competitor claiming, she’s got “a little bit of a nasty wit, but that might be it.”

Yeah.  Mazie went in!  She pulled no punches.

I love Sen Hirono SO MUCH

Hey, Mazie did all right. She called Fred everything but the p-word (perjurer). Women O’ Color, motherfuckers...

Pow. KOed. She handed him his entire behind. Guess that is why his punk ass is not showing up tomorrow, which confirms how compromised he is.

I think her performance in the Senate the last two years has shown her to be the fiercest of all the nominees.

The comments on Splinter about her are revealing. They keep saying she isn’t progressive enough for their tastes and how she is a cop. Fuck them and fuck anyone that doesn’t think she should be the nominee. She would make Trump piss and shit in his pants. Cory Booker’s face pretty much told the story: “damn no wonder…

RE: #2 - but that’s the thing...Thanos is and has always been a mustache-twirling villain. Whether he’s sad because he has to kill someone he cares about or not, it shouldn’t shade the fact that he’s been a genocidal maniac from start to finish. Just because we spend a little time with him doesn’t make him any less a…