I try not to food judge, so all I can say is.. you’re punking us, right?  

Look if I had the money I would have all kinds of paints portraits of myself all over the damn place.

The highlight of my day now is poring over the Barf Bag “some tweets the President was allowed to publish” section to find what I like to call the daily “Code 45*”. You discover this coded message by finding all the words that earned an exclamation point in Trump’s daily Tweet pile. Sometimes the message comes out…

“Becky’s Bites”

When my parents visited from Ohio, they were absolutely squicked out by jumping into a Lyft for the first time. My mom said ‘So we’ just going to hop in the back of some dude’ accura?’

“letting them know the vote had put Alaska’s future with the administration in jeopardy,”

It’s a little weird to single out Murkowski, given that every amendment was voted down by numerous Republicans. I’ve lived in Alaska, and I doubt the people there are going to be happy that Donald is threatening them.

They shut shit down because adult women had the audacity to say “vagina” in front of other adults including (gasp) adult men in a discussion about health care directly related to women.

I think trump has issues with women for two reasons; one being that 98-99% of women don’t live up to his beauty standards and those who do don’t want anything to do with him, and the the second reason being that women bleed regularly and he hates blood.

Remember how after that shooting the republicans called for less violent rhetoric? That lasted about 2 days.

It’s been a hell of a week for threats of Republican on Republican violence. And this after GOP legislators were attacked by a gunman just a month and a half ago. You’d think these morons might realize that threats of violence are inappropriate, especially given the current political climate, but apparently not.

That’s what happens to a Republican and a woman who happens to be coherent and trying to do her job to the best of her ability: singling out and attempts to publicly shame her and humiliate her.

How about someone stamps on Trump and Carter’s throats.

It’s like every time I hear about him I have to remind myself that he served his country and endured a great deal of hardship . . . because I’ve seen him display nothing but disgusting spineless behavior ever since he hugged GW Bush. It’s depressing. I’d like to respect the President of the United States, and I…

Seriously. All the face-fanning about the big tough war hero is getting on my very last nerve. Every bad thing he ever endured, he used to justify making somebody else go through even worse.

Ashley will still never love you.

She’s a mealy-mouthed ninny, and I hate her.

She has been on the right side of a lot of shit and no one EVER gives her credit. She is not a terrible person.

Get over it, Cara.