“I mean, yeah I plowed into that building but it was only an orphanage. Such a nothing.”

I shot the sheriff but I did not shoot the deputy. Here, this nigerian prince will back me up, imma cc him.

This is why hoping for old racists to ‘die off’ just won’t work. Those people breed. They make other butthole-lipped people to take their place.

The Trumps aren’t used to having to follow the rules. They aren’t used to being watched like this and held to account. They are used to lying, cheating and bullying until the problem goes away.

I have zero doubt that if Hannity was around in 1945, he’d be in the bunker right by the side of his beloved Fuhrer, screaming and ranting that they weren’t the least bit responsible for the war, until the very end.

“Someone sent me an email, I can’t help what someone sends me,”

Donald Trump Jr: “Well, sure, I robbed the bank, but it turned out it wasn’t payroll day, so it wasn’t even worth taking the money. Such a nothing.”

My son is a high quality person

I work in a pretty terrible place. Aggressive, abusive and hostile. They were furious when I announced I was pregnant (I had been there a year, which is 3x longer than anyone in my job before me). My boss just hired a woman, basically because she’s not. Her 2nd day, she announced she was pregnant. My boss was furious,…

I see nothing wrong here as long as they made all prospective employees take them and not just the women. That would be fair.

JOKE’S ON YOU LIBTARDS, HE DID IT TO MAKE A #FAKENEWS REPORTER QUESTION HIS OWN SENSE OF REALITY

I think it’s like how cheaters always assume everyone else is a cheater, too. If Trump did something bad, then Hillary must have done something WAY more bad. No way the rival of the guy we like is actually a good person, that would require actual scary self-examination! LOCK HER UP!

Don’t get excited. Nothing is going to come of this (that will negatively affect Trump). We could get a full video of them visiting SVR headquarters for afternoon tea and nothing would come of it. Clearly the Republican controlled gov’t don’t give a shit...

Genuinely looking forward to the Republican spin on this. “Collusion is just bad, not illegal! TrumpJr just wanted to learn about foreign relations, is that a crime now? Something Something Crooked Hillary!!!”

Police: “Freeze!”

It’s a road of knives for any Republican in office, I have to say. If the press from this gets bad enough, all the cries of “Fake News!” from the dead-enders won’t be enough that normal party members will overlook their representatives defending obvious treason - and this current “But Russia is our friend!” weirdness…

Being accused of having an affair with one of my relatives would be the worst nightmare imaginable if I were a celebrity.

I live in upstate NY and a small blog just outed a bunch of “proud boys” that worked at a local tattoo shop. The blog got shared quickly through social media and the shop gave a half ass statement regarding having free speech and also McCarthyism. People automatically canceled appointments and refused to be associated…

On the one hand, the inevitable anti-abortion stance is inconsistent with their equally inevitable claim of loving freedom. On the other hand, it IS consistent with their masturbation ban...  

As nauseating as this is, I’m happy it’s getting some airtime because there are a lot of smug Canadians who think racism is a problem only our southern neighbours have to handle and it is decidedly not.