Never got the Chris Pine thing til Wonder Woman (fucking amazing movie). After that, he reminds me of my big toe. I’m gonna bang him on every piece of furniture in my house.

Extrajudicial shootings of black men by police = Lynching 2.0. This is racial terrorism. This is how it works. And we are at the point where it’s not even just police anymore. White men in general decide to kill a black person or otherwise harm them and they get off with a slap on the wrist or worst, no punishment at…

I was thinking about that recently, and I absolutely agree. “living well.” Most of the time I’m barely keeping things together. Whoever coined that phrase has more power than I do. I think there’s a lot to be said for “faking it till you make it.” For one thing, we are creating new neural pathways in our brain (I’ve…

Good recipe 4/5. Except I substituted garlic salt and am now a pizza.

Aside from the total lunacy - I mean, it was MANSLAUGHTER, I would think this was a pretty clear cut case for that - I’m having a really hard time wrapping my head around not even being guilty of dangerous discharge of a firearm.

Deploying lethal force in defense of life is a two part test. That is, the use of force must be both subjectively and objectively reasonable to excuse an otherwise unlawful taking of life.

Didn’t Uday or Qusay tweet something about “NY elites” this week? Kind of telling that they know they are not considered to be in that club, despite seemingly have the means to be.

As someone who has felt similarly to the last writer at one time and has since made my way back to what I’d call normalcy, it’s not the porn, at least not directly.

He just T9's his way through everything on an old Nokia phone.

You will need a screwdriver, a pair of tweezers, a magnifying glass (optional), some salt (~1tbsp), and a bag of chicken feed, preferably corn-based.

“Our fathers love is the moonlight on bacon grease that causes the spirt of our glow to soar and we dare dream of all of the condors in California being mounted on the walls of monuments for it is closeness that heats the motochondria which is the powerhouse of the cell.”

Ted Cruz’s children openly hate him and I respect that. The Trump’s could learn a thing or two.

I thought that was a transcript of Jeff Sessions’ testimony from the other day.

She didn’t leave, she was fired. I was SO Team Megan Fox when Megan Fox was a thing. Not saying she was a great actress or anything, but she was one of the first I noticed explicitly calling out the disgusting misogyny of Hollywood’s power system. I also noticed how quickly they blackballed her and destroyed her…

The only party snacks worth your time are the ones presented by 70s Dinner Party.

Nobody will throw anything at you, we are too busy claiming your share of the cheese.

I find everything in this video tasty, with pâté and pizza bagels being the most questionable. But I object to the description of dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets as “party snacks.” That was children’s food. There is no analogue between clams casino and dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.

TESTIMONY IS EVIDENCE YOU FUCKFACE.

My new approach when encountering rape apoligists or victim blamers IRL is to say “NOPE” really loudly and walk away. So far it’s been 100% effective.

My granFanda was able to use her grandmother’s old fur to access those top echelons of college society that way at her school. She said that nasty jacket got her access to more plum jobs, dates with better-mannered guys and eventually out of the dormitories. She said it stank of turpentine and that just made the dorm…