oliviapjones
OliviaPJones
oliviapjones

Eh, I don’t know. Channing has done interviews describing how dirty and “selling out” it felt to dance for horny, hormonal women during his time as a stripper.. I feel bad for all who continue to do it to make a buck, male or female.

i went a couple times with an ex when i was younger. at one of them, i ended up seeing a girl i went to highschool with dance. then she came up to me afterwards when she recognised me and asked me what i thought of her set. i am a very shitty liar, but i tried my best for the sake of her obviously very shaky self

My best friend had never been to one so we decided to go one night with our spouses. Do to circumstances beyond our control we ended up at the shitiest of strip clubs. It was awful and one of the stripper’s stage names was the same name as my dog. I felt depressed afterwards.

“Going to the movies is a timeless ritual. You need to stand in line for one or two hours next to some guy who’s urinating into a trash can while you wait to get in. It’s part of the overall experience!,

And here we have the premise of Woody’s next, sad film. An older Jewish gentleman in New York is forced to watch movies on a computer by a young, pretty ingenue. They fall in love, even though she is being pursued by a good looking lawyer her own age because she just loves the pathos that surrounds the old guy who is

That’s precisely what she should say. Impeachment of an American president has happened twice before. It was likely coming with Nixon, so that would have been three. Yet since the Republicans impeached Clinton, there have been periodic calls to impeach every president since. Democrats should be reluctant to even

In fairness having Dems scream bloody murder for impeachment isn’t necessarily helpful because it can be handwaved as partisan. At this point its pretty obvious where this is all headed, holding fire as the general GOP gets more and more antsy isn’t an unheard of strategy (see the whites of their eyes and all that),

I’m guessing what she actually meant is hold off, there’s a lot more shoes to drop and we might be getting rid of Trump, Pence and Ryan in one swipe.

No... Nancy Pelosi is saying we need evidence so we don’t fuck up the impeachment. It’s lawyer for “nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”

I swear to God I am going to lose my shit if Jill Stein sticks her mug out of the ground in 2020.

Seriously fuck all of those people who pretended that Hillary was worse than Donald. Not only was she competent, she would have been a great president. The people who voted for this orange buffoon all deserve to suffer the consequences of their vote.

I saw this comment on a similar article elsewhere and I love it so much that I want to share:

It’s currently being reported that Trump tried to stop the FBI investigating Flynn and his ties to Russia while Comey was in charge.

I’ll hold your earrings.

I got told I could be so pretty if I tried. All I wanted was roach spray.

It’s so shocking when that happens. A salesperson once scolded me for my makeup being too ‘natural.’ I had been making polite small talk when she sighed in frustration: you could have a dramatic look but you obviously don’t want to put any effort into it.

I am so psyched that this is going to court! Facebookers and Snapchatters and Tweeters, no matter their gender, need to know that their actions have consequences. As a portly, middle-aged gal myself, I feel a fierce protectiveness towards other ladies who might just want to go to the gym and have a nice workout

Some sales lady told my mom she should wear Spanx under her outfit (The one she was wearing TO THE STORE) this weekend and I was LIVID

I’d help!

When this happened I felt visceral vicarious shame as a fat person who goes to the gym. I couldn’t bring myself to go into the locker room for weeks. Fuck this woman and her sorry excuses.