Oh my god, I’m so sorry to say these precise words, but you need a paradigm shift (listen: they made me read 7 Habits of Highly Effective People in high school and I’ve never recovered). It’s hard to not define yourself by your career, but maybe it’s time to think about what makes you happy beyond that. Can you take a…

Ok. Good news and bad news. Good news is that living far away from your mother is an excellent way to start establishing those boundaries and the rules of a more healthy relationship (and that it’s never too late to start renegotiating boundaries!). Bad news is that you may need to keep reinforcing your autonomy for a…

I’ll never tell.

I am everyone’s worst nightmare because I like putting garlic cream cheese on a blueberry bagel.

Well, I mean you tried.

You are completely leaving out the Jews, Nazi Germany’s desire to exterminate all of them, and the fact that Poland had one of the largest Jewish populations in the world.

What were the books? I was obsessed with Roanoke when I was a kid. Come to think of it, this fact would go a long way toward explaining my current twinned obsessions of true crime and history.

I...mostly find myself baffled that he doesn’t just go to the grocery store. There are 2 24-hour Safeways near Napa Valley and he’s clearly willing to drive a bit. None of these ingredients would be difficult to find, and we live in the convenience age so it’s not like he’d need to grate his own cheese and make his…

1) Boycott us, sanction us and work around us when it comes to important global decisions like climate change. Because we’re surely going to vote this clown back into office and it’s not going to get better for a very fucking long time, if ever (sorry, feeling pretty pessimistic about my country right now).

Hate to break it to you, but the US already tried to invade Canada and it didn’t really work out for us...

Ivanka: if you like pretty shoes but wish they were sadder and dowdier.

I’m not sure that you can claim to have a great marriage on any level if you’re not communicating with one another. At no time does LW #3 say, “I talked to my wife and...” or “My wife says...”

Aaaaaaah imagine you’re that kid and you run across that picture and you’re 18.

People like to say that the best revenge is living well. I think the best revenge is giving no shits, or faking it till you make it and actually give no shits. Who’s to say what living well is or isn’t? Me, I’ll settle for my couch and pomegranate liqueur.

Haha yes! I also think that Eric looks like a vampire. Not a main character, but like an extra on a Buffy episode that just got turned like last week and gets staked in the first three minutes.

Why did you vote for him? Please tell me.

Who did they poll here? Just white people or what?

Also, thank you for responding to the topic at hand! I do appreciate your perspective.

I really don’t want to have a conversation (no matter how meant) about my own health care and how I’m doing it wrong. I don’t want (no matter how well meant) advice. Sorry, folks, but I’m dismissing all comments responding to this one. Here is what I want to talk about: should birth control be OTC y/n. Thank you for…

Hi, Northbx. Sorry to have hurt your feelings. I was not trying to get the last word--please understand, instead, that I realized I had made a mistake putting my own medical life out there and that I didn’t want to have a conversation with a critical stranger about my medical care. It would by far have been different…