I work at a college, too, and have had the same thing happen to me! One time a girl whipped out a curling iron and STARTED CURLING HER HAIR. Finally I was like “fuck it, I’m pooping.”

Tell her to go sit on her bucket.

Awww damn. Sorry for your loss.

Ok so the worst is when there’s only one stall but it’s an open bathroom and you settle in to have a nice luxurious poop and then someone comes in just as you get started and like, waits for you to finish. I’m still enough of a girl to feel really self conscious about sounds and smells and to have this weird ingrained…

Pre-birth control I had a crazy irregular period and things only got worse when I was stressed. I was never synced with any other women. Not roommates, not coworkers. Yet guys who learned about the syncing thing would be all, “Ooh, Carrie’s on her period so you are too, right???”. It was very annoying. In reality, I…

Oh my god, I’m so glad you didn’t die! I think you are absolutely right and we should be more open with our non-period-having partners. I lucked out and married a guy who asked ME if I was ok because he noticed I hadn’t gotten my period in a while (at first I was like, “whoa, back off my body” but then I realized it’s…

Are you serious tho I mean “how bloody my last tampon was” is not even something that a woman on her period would talk about I mean it doesn’t really work like that and if you bothered to read the comments you’re insisting on arguing with you’d get that. So since your wife is too kind to bother you with her gross…