Here’s a song to help you perfect your shimmy. I love it.

Ah, the whole rubber/glue defense.

You misunderstand! Stop publishing all this nonsense. He just meant her body should be riddled with bullets until she’s not longer alive! God. Clickbait.

1) Joke about WNBA being unpopular
2) Joke about how there are so many ESPNs
3) Joke is an overused reference to a movie from more than five years ago

Congrats, you are now a drive-time sports radio host. Please pick up your bottle of spray tanner and wrap-around sunglasses at the front desk.

People who think that jokes about women drivers are still clever and who drink wine because it makes them sophisticated

Obama recently did an interview with NPR where he talked about the fact that all the candidates (except Lindsey Graham, RIP, you drunk warmongering southern belle) just keep saying we should bomb ISIS “more.” And he quite astutely pointed out that we are already bombing ISIS as much as our intelligence permits -…

There goes my theory that gay people were too classy to have their wedding catered with pizza in the first place...