I am a month out from our wedding and the day after I too will delete the freaking spreadsheets. I am not built for this shit.

I was skimming the page and read it as “Kanye offers 50 Cows for Malia” and was, like, “figures”

If a person cries at the thought of the wedding, does that count? Not an unhappy cry— just the opposite. Doing the playlist is murdering me. I am so uncool. I just keep thinking about the moment when we are on the dance floor with our people all around us and I sob. Quietly. Even when it’s “The Booty Song.”

Plus one = yes!

Me too! Or I was once 35 and unmarried. Now I am a decade past that moment.

Raise your hand(s) if you attended the Father of Your Son’s wedding and was dragged out to the dance floor (at a seedy bar)(in the late afternoon) for the Single Ladies Bouquet Toss.

I make my own for my family and I am as un-Goopy as it gets, but it is really easy and smells amazing. There are tons of recipes online and you can add your own zinc or carrot oil for higher protection. Google it! I started with “homemade sunscreen for kids” and adapted it from there. It sounds counter-intuitive to…

Fair enough. My apologies. It was nearly 20 years ago and things have changed. I loved the people.

Hmmm....

Here is a great book on Toxic Mothers and how to deal: http://www.amazon.com/Toxic-Mom-Tool…

This is great!

I love this!

Southern India. Mid 20s. Ordered a pina colada (dumbshit). Woke up at 2am sick as fuck. Vomited and shat (shat is more apt a description) for the next 3 days. Luckily, they put drains in the floors of bathrooms because it all came out at once in an impressively splayed pattern. My lesser half instructs me to “suck it…

Oh good lord.

I, for one, am looking forward to The Post-Wedding Void.

Um, it looks like she has an udder hanging out below her skirt.

Reposted from last year (same question)(still gross!)

Summer wedding. We are going to bust our budget of (hahahahahha) 8K and it will cost 10/11K and the guest list is 180. Parents are kindly kicking in 4K. My dress was 130.00 from Light in the Box, wedding suit for Mr. Person was from ebay: Calvin Klein and 175.00 each (bought three total bc we have sons). BHLDN has…

It was all fun and games until I registered on The Knot...and then they sold my email and home address to everyone who ever lived.

Um, I get this is stressful, but it also sounds like you could use some help. Parenting classes are actually great. And I understand the age is hard, but if you can figure it out at this age, minus the rage, the rest of the years will be easier. He is likely mirroring the anger and frustration he knows you are…