Until about three years ago, I thought that one line was "For me you're like a grown-up dictionary…"

I revisited all four movies a couple years ago, and I was surprised to find that Batman Forever was kind-of sort-of good. Or at least, it was fun to watch and it succeeded at what it was aiming for much more than Batman & Robin did.

This is the most important question. The original version was good, but the citrus-flavored incarnation tasted like desperation.

I saw it on a movie screen, and the difference was remarkable. It's too bad there are more opportunities to see movies like that as big as possible.

For a while there, they were also posting a bunch of short, often weird sketches on their website. Like a bunch of Muppets breaking into song on an elevator or Bobo and Beauregard hosting an exercise show. They should add those to their YouTube channel.

Ugh, that crap where it's obviously too late and the door is closing, but people stick their foot or their arm out anyway and delay the train and everyone on it from leaving because they can't bear to wait five minutes for the next one. Stand clear of the closing doors, PLEASE.

The podcast Reply All did a show about JenniCam last year:

Harrumph.

Why is this kind of thing still getting passed around the internet? Why did I click on it when I knew what it was going to be? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?

When this first came out, WIZARD magazine fell all over itself declaring it to be the new Best Thing Ever. It's okay. As many others have said, it starts out intriguing but kind of limps to a conclusion.

Yeah, I seem to recall there being at least two year-long gaps between issues. I know writers get busy with other projects, but how hard is it to write more than one issue within a year?

Every movie character that's a friend of the protagonist is just in the protagonist's head. None of them exist.

Most of the time, when ALF is talking and you only see him from the waist up, he's a puppet, performed by show creator Paul Fusco. Every once in a while they'd need ALF to run around on-camera where you could see his whole body. That's where Meszaros came in.

Right. It was a thing on a website, and then a different website linked to it, and then the AV Club linked to that. Great job, somebody.

Sweet is a good word for it. Do you think it should have been an hour-long? Or are you thinking more of a 15-minute web series?

I don't know, man. It's a silly robot movie, but there's something about it… I always feel like they successfully captured the tone of impeding doom they were going for. It's a bigger, weightier silly robot story.

Did you watch that show A to Z, with the guy from Mad Men? It was pleasant enough.

Ooh, I didn't know about that episode.

Elephant Parts has one of the most fascinating DVD commentaries I've ever heard. Nesmith just kind of rambles and says whatever drifts into his head… It's at least as interesting as the video itself.

It hit #1 on Amazon! For at least a day there, Amazon's top three in new music was Paul Simon, The Monkees, and Eric Clapton. Apparently this is 1967.