Ahhhh, so “it is a fact” meant it is a fact that your opinion is you’ve met a few dumb actors at your job. Ha, ok. Cool. You chose to express that fact by saying “all actors tend to be dumb,” for some reason (the irony), and when people pointed out how dumb that was, you actually typed “#notallactors”. Actors are…

Nah. He should get his job back. If your ass got a new number it’s basic courtesy to identify yourself in the first text. This kind of behavior is on the level of someone walking in your house unannounced and being shocked that you’re naked watching porn.

The looks say it all.

Well, that’s the thing. That same coworker I was talking to also drunkenly came on to me one night, and she is *very* married. I had to put her in a Lyft and send her home, but it fucked my head up so bad because she is very beautiful and *very* married.

THEY PAID FOR THEIR FOOD.

Nah, holmes, this dream’s been...deferred.

Of course it’s his church. Briese is following his sanctified calling in the footsteps of Jesus Christ, and everyone knows Jesus was a white man with a very high level of concern for making sure chalices stayed upright at all times.

“You’ve probably heard of ‘Cultural Marxism,’ but do you know what it means?”

This happens because the white thought process doesn’t take them any deeper than their own needs or comfort, regardless of what those are...touching random babies, making jokes about families they helped separate, calling the police on others for frivolous reasons, reaching for food on someone else’s plate...it’s all…

I don’t see the point you’re trying to make. Jewish people can have gross views too. Cheetolini’s jockstrap Stephen Miller is Jewish and he’s so gross his entire youth ran away from him.

Lady, you want the kid selling water to pipe down, take $60 downstairs, buy the whole case off of her, and ask her to take the rest of the day off.

If you think we’re getting out of this grandiose fucking mess without blood being shed, you’re very, very wrong.

I can’t even get the assholes I work with not to eat fucking pickle chicken. Asking them to understand and take part in economic protest is like asking that chicken to make me an Iphone

Trump shits on Jesus’ chest. Evangelicals elated. News at 11.

Fun fact: This dude is only 36 years old. Did he drink from the wrong grail or some shit?! 

It is how Chris Meloni’s character ought to have exited the Law and Order show, finally being nailed by IA for being a massive ragemonkey who regularly beatdown suspects.

I tried to have a talk with my neighbor across the street (maybe 17) about the way she communicated with her daughter. The kid is just starting to walk, so I’m thinking 2-ish - she’s YELLED, and I mean yelling, screaming at the top of her lungs like she’s being raped - yelled at the kid since the day she was born. I…

If you can’t tell a 10-year-old child from a 14-year-old adolescent, they should probably send you back to the pig factory marked defective.

Power steering has nothing to do with turning??? And he’s a mechanic? Maybe at the Little People’s garage...