I did not know that! I seem to remember studying an actual case involving shouting that, but it's been a long time and I'm probably wrong. Tell me more!

It's more of a lifestyle, really.

…Again? This stupid country.

There are already lots of legal limits on free speech. Try yelling "Fire!" in a crowded theater, for example. …But don't do that.*

Maybe they just stopped giving a shit about it, after complaining for decades and having no one listen. I'd give up too.

Yeah, in law school, we discussed the fact that you could have a multiple murderer living next to you, and they wouldn't have to notifty you, but sex offenders do have to do that. Obviously, this is not a fun area of conversation, but the law doesn't really make sense.

Yeah, music is not my strong area of knowledge, but I'm pretty sure The Beach Boys did not write "Then He Kissed Me" or "Sloop John B."

Rod said he highly regretted writing that song, and, well, with good reason.

We don't like 'Rocky Raccoon' now? …Maybe I should not get involved in this whole thing.

And NOW, we'll see what your cleavage is REALLY LIKE. *Rips off mask.* …OLD MAN WINTERS?!!

Ha, ha! Take that, WOMEN. Yeah, you thought you were in the clear once Ivanka had a voice in the White House, but no. You still have to hear about how your stand-up sucks, from OTHER WOMEN. Yah burnt.

Oh god, I turned that off after three seconds. I hate everything now. I guess when selling a universally-despised product like ice cream though, you have to do what you can to get attention.

Because our portions are enormous. In Europe, they serve TINY amounts of food. They would panic if they saw the Olive Garden or Cheesecake Factory.*

I blame the Quakers. Someone has to.

My girlfriend had to explain it to me. Also, she explained "Petsmart." It TOTALLY BLEW MY MIND.

I just moved back to Philly after twenty years and I don't get our liquor laws at all. I can't buy beer at a convenience store, but I can buy a six-pack at a shitty pizza/cheesesteak store? Why? The mind boggles.

That robot knows what he did.*

Also, I only just realized while typing this that they're called "Krimpets" because they're crimped along the edges. Amazing. This is like when I realized "Staples" had a double meaning as a store name.

The answer is that they're BOTH perfect. Jelly is more subtle, but Butterscotch is really… Butterscotch-y (with the downside that you'll feel kinda sick if you eat both of them). But I know not of this frozen Jelly Krimpet thing that you speak of. …I must investigate.

So which are better: Jelly or Butterscotch Krimpets? Don't wait for the translation, ANSWER ME NOW.