Mark Leyner is the shit.

"So Long and Thanks for All the Fish" is the best one. But "Mostly Harmless" has its moments, I feel. Them meeting Elvis, for instance.

You're a jerk, Dent. A complete knee-biter.

I like the fourth book best, and I feel like people could read that without reading the others. It's basically a love story without too much sci-fi in it. 'Mostly Harmless' does have its moments though — especially Arthur finding true happiness as a sandwich maker.

INVENTORY: You have — no tea.

I just remember some stupid robot grabbing the fish and me giving up. Then I would get lost on the 'Heart of Gold' and that was far as I could ever made it in the game.

Yeah, pretty much everything Trump does can be understood in the context of his only skill-set being yammering at banks to give him money. Which gets done by being loud and buffling and being a dick. He probably really believed that if he dropped out of the Paris Agreement, every other country on Earth would…

I never got that fucking Babel fish.

As someone who has done stand-up comedy, I have done lame jokes in the spur of the moment. I would never in a million years say 'that word' though, which is why I have a lot of sympathy for those who are pissed at Maher. But yeah. Context matters. Do I think Trump is a racist? You bet. He's said racist shit for…

Well, Han had the motive of wanting to pay Jabba back so he didn't… die. Which makes it all the more weird that Luke and Leia gave him shit about that and acted like he was selfish. Just let him go pay Jabba back already, people! Or act like jerks as he saves all your lives until he gets frozen in a block. …

I have deeply internalized these lyrics into my life and I am not kidding about this. At all.

…Uh. I'm good. …I guess.

Upvoted for 'Jew brownie.'

I thought he was making a joke about not being strong enough to work outside and being a wuss. It's a still a shitty joke though; I agree. But no one can know his intent except for him, so it's dumb for me to act like I know, and I sort of regret opining on this topic. I mean, do I think Ted Nugent would have been…

Well… yeah. He acknowledges that too, in his jokes. I'm a Jew honky, so I am not putting myself up as an expert on the topic of making jokes… about that word. If someone is offended, then it's offensive to them. That's fine; I'm not trying to troll — I could well be wrong about this stupid Maher thing. At a…

That seems like a very high level of interpolation. I thought Kathy Griffin's 'joke' sucked too, but it doesn't make me suddenly believe that she wants to cut off Donald Trump's head and see it mounted on a pike. But I certainly see how Maher's joke was offensive; I thought the bloody Trump head was offensive: I…

Yeah; I think I'll ghost now. I'm fine with people not agreeing with me on this subject, but this is the sort of debate that will go on for a billion hours and leave no one very happy. : /

You think Louis C.K. is racist? He makes jokes about how white people are going to hell for all the bad shit we did. …I kind of knew I didn't want to enter into this conversation.

I don't know if I really want to enter into this battle, but he was making a (bad) self-deprecating joke. I don't like Bill Maher much, but I don't suddenly believe he hates black people. Louis C.K. makes actual funny jokes using the same word, and no one thinks he's racist (because he's not). So, in short, I'm not…

Nitti was giving him a lot of sass talk, though. …Still, throwing people off buildings. I'm against that.