Tom Jefferson looks pretty solid to me. Cool hair!

Yeah, I think they were actually ivory and metal, not wooden; you're right. I'd look it up, but I've exceeded my Wikipedia quota for the day.

Lynch then made "Dune" because he felt really dumb for turning Jedi down. You chose… poorly, Mr. Lynch.

Fun fact: Tom Stoppard rewrote the dialogue for 'Revenge of the Sith,' and it was still pretty terrible. Tom Stoppard is widely considered to be one of the greatest playwrights of the 20th century. This is like having Albert Einstein help you with your math homework… and still getting a C-minus.

The Guardians of the Galaxy director actually wrote a novel which prominently featured ROM (as a toy; and it was good!). …I think he was trying to do a ROM movie but eventually gave up in despair.

My favorite was Cypher, just because his powers were so useless. It always bugged me that every mutant just randomly had powers that were awesome. Plus, he had a cool robot buddy!

Yeah, he definitely didn't suffer from self-doubt. He also really wanted to fight a second war against Germany long before World War II started and before the Nazis came to power, because he was kind of an asshole.

I mean, Washington did have wooden teeth. That would be… off-putting.

Yeah, I don't care that much. I actually just wanted to read a review of this movie and see what people had to say about it. Go start a nerd fight with someone else. They're fucking superhero movies. I just can't deal with that dude ruining every single comment section about every single superhero movie. But yes,…

Come on, crazy troll. If D.C. movies are well-written and well-directed, then people will like them. This sounds like it's at least part of the way, so maybe I'll check it out. It's not a vast conspiracy; people like movies that are well-written. Simple. Easy. And so to conclude, fuck off and get a life.

Bread and butter pickles or gtfo.

Yeah, Carvel is where your parents would take you if they didn't love you enough to take you to Baskin Robbins. Good times…

Don't get saucy with me, Bearnaise!

I remember the episode where they got obsessed with Tab soda kind of made me nauseous from laughing too much.

Yeah, my cat has three meows, like so many kitties:

I just… I can't even. It's a fucking superhero movie, and they're being — I never thought I would use this word — snowflakes. They know why they're freaking out, and it has nothing to do with equality. We all know why they're freaking out. I just have trouble dealing. I can't even believe this is a news story,…

And yes, I agree. If it was a permanent ban (which would never happen, but whatever), or even a very slightly wide-ranging one that affected more than one out of a million movie theaters, I'd be right there protesting. Instead this is like watching some drunk asshole show up at 'ladies night' at the local bar,…

Look, we all get that you guys are scared of girls, but please go away. Yes, girls are weird and mean and you hate them because they won't sleep with you. Go away. This is the dumbest thing I have ever read about. A single movie showing about a comic book person who has a magic lasso, and you guys can't handle it. …

That's a deep cut.

Never underestimate the ability of 'young people' to be bored by writing! I was so sure I had a win on my hands with the story too: it's got sex, violence, drugs, gambling, a flying naked woman, etc… but… no-oooope.