It really is amazing that Tucker Carlson has made such a long career out of being completely unlikable while also contributing nothing original or of note at all.  He perpetually takes up space and spews out lines like a parrot on various shows.

If you hang your loofah in the shower when you’re done, it turns into a gross bacteria colony.

Josh Allen.

You also need to be able to be like “I’m gonna buy a small mansion today” like it’s going to the grocery store.

I am so happy you pointed this out.

Have you seen people at the airport?  She’s actually pretty well put together compared to many travelers.

He started it then backed up at every opportunity - the oldest punk-ass move in the book. He’s lucky none of those shots til the one on the ground actually connected. He’d be eating through a straw for a few weeks.

If you wanna be the best you gotta pee the best.

I believe the Red Pop flavor of Faygo pairs best with this entree.

I didn’t think The Struts could be more insufferable, but here they are doing a cover of a Lorde song. Christ.