You mean the same democratic institution that elected him in the first place? Yes, I get that he didn’t win the popular vote, but he never should have gotten out of the primaries. This is less about HRC, who was supposed to kick the shit out of him, and more about the tremendous support he acquired, saying the shit he…

It’s sad that this is all we could get for now but it’s something. Our Governor and other officials had a press conference at the airport because people were being detained. They stopped a man six feet from reuniting with his wife. At least this action let’s them be together tonight. Our Governor is pretty low key and…

Apparently, Trump’s team drafted the executive order without any consultations with the Department of Justice and other federal departments directly effected by it. They don’t even know who wrote it. Everyone from top ranking officials to customs agents at airports were freaking out because they had no notice of this…

Well, tell us who! I’m on it!

So stick it out and wait till he kills you anyway?

If your boyfriend is fucking insane, violent, and armed to the tits, maybe it’s not the best way to go about things.

DECADE?! This needs to be a kickback month.

It may not be impossible, but it would be very stupid.

That’s my favorite retort as well. I mean, any one fetus is far far more likely to be a murderer or rapist than President someday. Does that mean we should abort all of them? Of course not. But then maybe we shouldn’t bank on positive outcomes either.

There was also the rumor spreading of Clinton supporting late term abortion. I couldn’t find any actual quotes or policies from her other than her saying she wanted women to have access to safe abortion and the decision should be between her and her doctor. Which to me is a solid enough position. But for people who…

I had the same thought. Feminism means protecting fetuses! And lower taxes! Feminism means never having to say Happy Holidays! My local diner serves Pepsi products instead of Coke, and every time I go I’m like “excuse me, I’m a FEMINIST.” Feminism is against net neutrality because women can profit from monopolies…

Maybe I’m reaching for a silver lining but I’m at least happy that some of these people were spouting other “pro-life” stances like being against removing health care or the death penalty. I still think they’re wrong on abortion but at least I can appreciate the more logical consistency of their position.

One of my previous boyfriends had his vasectomy done at Planned Parenthood back when we were still together. Reasonable price, awesome doctor, top notch care.

He was hoping for “heroes” or “God-Kings of the Undying Lands.”

Once in a PP I stood behind a poor young man whose roommate’s ex girlfriend had purportedly slathered random objects in their shared apartment with gonorhea infected vaginal secretions. Apparently it was a bad break up. This poor dude had no insurance.

Ok but back to the important part - how many abortions did you sell her?

no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?

If he weren’t the P*OTUS this would be hysterically funny.

i’m starting to feel as though we have nothing in common with our newly elected mandarin husk.