Maybe what he really meant is that he’s a member of the “anti-pee...see?” movement.

His face is the colour of piss. His hair is the colour of piss. His home is the colour of piss.

With a Republican-controlled everything, I’m assuming I will have to teach myself self-dentistry.

Maybe the reason he’s pissed off is he’s not being pissed on?

It’s so appropriate that the de facto leader of the so-called “anti-PC movement” is someone who absolutely cannot take a fucking joke.

Here’s my impression of the average Washington Post commenter and my reaction.

He miscalculated. Obama is still president for five more days.

I mean, in this hypothetical scenario I was so clearly asking for it, so how unfair to hurt the man that was only following my signals, like being within fifty feet of him while in possession of a pussy. Let’s keep in mind who the REAL victims are.

he’ll cry about how he’s being persecuted. I think he may need a safe space.

In which case, I hope the lady in question comes back and pinches his nuts between her fingers until they leave little crescent fingernail bruises on his saggy old man scrotum.

I’m sure the chances of this happening to most us are one in a million. I have friends who’ve been told by hospital staff that they weren’t “allowed” to keep their baby in the room with them at all times if they wanted. This story makes me think I’d respond with a hearty, “Fuck off,” because I cannot imagine the…

Word on the street is that the baby was so new they had no photos, and the sketch is a composite.

The thought of a composite sketch of a smooshed little newborn face would make me laugh if the circumstances weren’t so sad.

That Asshole: my inauguration is going to be the yugest, most glamorous star-studded amazing event ever. All the biggest names are calling me up, begging to perform for me and my supporters!

I came here to say that. This is how a person issues a sincere apology.

I think Abby Hoffman once had a plan for everyone to ruin america by flushing their toilets at the moment Nixon took the oath. Currently sounds like a good idea.

Women still die giving birth. Texas has the highest maternal mortality rate of all industrialized nations.

I would argue that they do, in fact, know this tidbit. Their goal is not to be reasonable or scientific, their goal is to ban abortion as fully as they are able.

I work in LA, and I will say this stuff happens SO MUCH LESS when women are in middle and upper management. They say it before it happens, like, wait, is this racist? is this sexist? And then STOP IT BEFORE IT GOES OUT. I know there are racist women but I’m a writer/producer/director and I ONLY work at companies where…

“Yeah,” responded Marsh, confident, somehow, that I had just agreed with him.