Beautiful execution, stuck the landing. 10/10

SEE

Counter-point: If Susan Sarandon’s endorsement on November 1st is something that could effect the way you choose to vote, you’re already a big part of the problem.

Well, she’s a white entitled idiot who won’t be affected if Trump wins so, OF COURSE SHE DOES.

Damn it, that attitude is fucking dangerous. Hillary is not safe. She has not been elected. The polls are uncomfortably close, and encouraging people to pull this morally pure shit plays right into Donald’s teeny hands.

Tale as old as time...

I was briefly married for all the wrong reasons to the wrongest of Mr. Wrongs. Someone calls and says “X is on my sofa right now. I wish you would come and make him leave. What kind of wife are you?” My answer? “The grateful kind. Thanks for taking him off my hands. Best of luck to ya!”

I got something similar only it was about my wife cheating on me. It was very elaborate with so-called “proof” that included photos of her and this other guy and text messages exchanged between them and stuff. The weirdest part about the scam was that they didn’t even ask for money, just some made up claim of “I’d…

I have a question: how damn many houses are there in Waco that need that much rehab? As far as I can tell Fixer Upper doesn’t go down to Houston or up to Dallas, where presumably there’d be a lot more work for Chip and Joanna.

I’m still trying to wrap my head around the fact that there is an intersection of Amy Schumer fans and Trump voters.

EVEN IF this was just a problem of language, their defense is literally not that it isn’t bad. It’s that everybody does it. That’s it. All men do this. Oh sure, it’s offensive and vulgar and all that. But uh, can’t get mad at Donald because they all do it.

Asher thanks you for the kind words. He is my own personal bat cat!

Black cats for the win!!!

I thought that, and then went the next logical step. Why have to go to the bar, just make an autonomous bar that will come and pick you up. A roving bus with a bar and bartender driving around picking up sobers and dropping off drunks. How do I get on Shark Tank?

Can someone please explain to me why many states are totally cool with Stand Your Ground laws/using deadly force to “prevent death or great bodily harm” but this little girl faces life in prison for shooting someone who repeatedly threatened to kill his entire family with that very gun?

The “are you there?” and the “I’m sorry” note parts hurt to read. My heart aches for the child and the parents.

As a hands on Dad this resonates with me. JujyJr is approaching 8 and needs one of us to fall asleep with him on most nights. Once he’s out, he’s done. It impacts what we watch on tv at night, but he’s rarely come into our bedroom at night except after a bad dream. Which, of course,allows him night time cuddles and…

Parenting is a continuous exercise in picking your battles.

He has obvious issues and she is older and I am uncomfortably aware that I would not feel conflicted about condemning the parent if the genders were reversed. I think I have some issues too.