I don’t watch sports and I’m a woman. Seriously, why are sports events even aired on network tv. They interrupt my reruns of The Closer and Bones. I’m being completely non-ironic here.

You’re aware that the majority of those soy beans are used to feed cattle, right?

Wherever it is, they’ll fucking tell you about it. And probably post the week’s meals to fb and insta, because god forbid someone have a specialized meal the rest of us don’t know about.

‘all-natural, all-organic farming’ =/= veganism

I can use the machine just fine, it’s the patterns I have a problem with. I’m SO BAD at using patterns! Ugh. I just use clothes I already have that I like, and wing it. (I do copious amounts of trying-on during the whole process. It’s not exactly efficient.)

Yeah, I’m starting to think that if Trump actually raped someone in front of his supporters, they’d still be all, “Ha ha, he’s keepin’ it real!”

ummmmmm the fire marshal thing was like 28 hours ago

aww yeah

My favorite pattern.

Ah, that crinkly sound of patten paper! Visions of fashion glory as you pin it to your fabric!