I’m sorry, but a reasonable person can have doubts about the Woody Allen allegations if you know all the facts.

Donald Trump: “Even the great Ronald Reagan didn’t get Alzheimer’s until 5 years after his presidency. I got Alzheimer’s my FIRST YEAR! That makes me a stable genius”

Oh no. He’s fantastically stupid. It’s almost beyond comprehension how he isn’t just a vegetable with just how decrepit his intelligence and mental state is.

Ronald Reagan playbook and screaming mental stability

You waste a lot of words and effort typing furiously to people who aren’t listening to you.

Hello sad sister. You really need to detach. I disagree with literally every argument you have put forth here, and on many levels, but you are so keyed up that it would be a waste of my time to detail how and why. You are indeed quite privileged and quite blind to it. Forget about Morgan and focus on yourself. Get a…

This is the problem with you damn millenials! Miss 24 “grad student” whines about being $50,000 in debt. Then goes into some song and dance about “not finding a good paying job in my field.” No, I don’t feel a bit sorry for her. You take whatever job you can get if you have that much debt! You get out of your parent’s…

Dude, maybe don’t treat women in the workplace as potential romantic relationship material, full stop. It’s okay to be cordial and professional to women. A man and a woman can interact for things OTHER than a relationship that will turn romantic. If you can treat a fellow dude coworker as a platonic friend, you can…

Unfortunately, there are more than enough women right there to back them up with this BS.

I’ll never understand how these morons manage to turn a bunch of women saying, “Don’t grab us or show us your dicks without being asked to” , into nobody can ever interact with women or they’ll be accused of harassment.

To hear a rape claim from multiple people through a fairly reputable source of information and immediately think it might be a set-up from someone who doesn’t like him is kind of disturbing. To see so many AV Club commenters go to bat for him with this same hopeful reasoning is mind-blowing... then again, maybe I…

Bros won’t vote for any woman. They will always find a bullshit reason for why they can’t support her.

Look at the articles on franken that have been posted on splinter. Also, I don’t get the hate on the resistance movement, which is also largely made up of women

Anyway, after the election of Donald to the presidency, I think it’s fair to say that it’s not actually possible to be too transparently opportunistic to be a viable candidate.

Anyway Woody Allen is a pedophile and should be in jail

If he wanted to kill black people, why didn’t he just become a cop?

Those horrible “Thought police”! How many innocent Americans have they incarcerated?! It’s truly a problem! We live in such a fascistic anti-cultural state!

...and now for my Woody Allen impersonation

Did someone twist his arm and force him to donate these writings? It’s not like someone snuck in and stole his diary.

Seeing women as nothing more than a collection of tits and legs seems fairly misogynistic to me. If specificity is your desire though, would you prefer we say, “Woody Allen disdains and dehumanizes women”?