Last year someone here (PolicyChick) called these types of couples “Doppelbangers” and I have used that term ever since.

Draxx them sklounst

That’s not Gunther from Friends?

I have a friend who regularly saves drunk weekend tubers after they’ve floated downstream and into the Arizona desert. One girl told him she thought the river just circled around and you’d float back to your original spot. You can’t make this stuff up.

Simple, because two hard shiny helmets glance off of one another when they hit at an angle. If they had thick pads, the pads would grip one another and severely torque the head/neck.

Emilia Clarke’s eyebrows are a wonder. But, she’s 30-ish, with a very mobile forehead and she’s starting to show the inevitable lines that come with that. I wonder how long she’ll hold out against the Hollywood pressure to botox them into submission. My forehead lines and I are rooting for you, Emilia!

You Need to Calm Down

This isn’t somebody who is charitably campaigning to improve postnatal care for women. She is someone with a product to sell. A reusable water bottle works really well. I am betting that nappies and ice packs are a whole lot cheaper and just as effective as the product she is offering.

OK since this dystopia where women are scarce looks like a bunch of BS, I would like to take this opportunity to tell people about a great dystopia where women are scarce: The Book of the Unnamed Midwife.

Begging Eric to take you back?

Truly, the night is dark and full of terrors.

I mean, Chernobyl had a whole scene of dozens of sweaty men working hard with they dicks out, but do you see journalists crowing about that? noOOOooo.

Revisionist history, Frida!!!

One of my co-workers was walking down a San Francisco street when she tripped and nearly fell into a row of motorcycles. In that weird time slowing thing that happens in crisis moments, imagining the wave of tumbling bikes as she fell, an arm reached in and caught her while the other hand grabbed the first bike.

DJ Khaled is a joke. All he does is sample a hit song, then barely remixes it and has an top artist sing over the beat while he yells “we da best.” I’m glad Tyler the Creator, a guy who wrote and produced his entire album on his own, and didn’t have a major label backing him with a huge PR push, beat this no talent…

“It’s confusing and demeaning to the art.”

DJ Khaled doesn't like going down on anything, and that includes the Billboard charts. 

I'll be honest, the last time I even noticed a home kitchen in a male directed movie was in Paul Feig's A Simple Favor. Can we get more real estate kitchen porn in movies in general?

No reason to get LaCroix when Polar Seltzer (or Wegmans house brand seltzer) exists.

According to this article he is Rory Gilmore.