To be honest, that is a pretty ugly design. Also, no pants? Really? Not even a skirt? This is basically a glorified pink swimsuit.

Yes, because that actress is what made that movie terrible.

Ummm... what prevents you from registering for club nintendo?

I'm officially going to be "that guy."

If the winner was chosen based on community votes—shame on the community.

Owen, if you chose the winner by hand—I must ask, why?

There are many, many entries in the "finalist" pool that are infinitely more clever, witty, and appropriately referential than the "winning" post was. …

I guess that's why one of the most notable innovative early first person shooters, one of the games that actually initiated the "shooter on a console" things was on a Nintendo console..

I'll take decent games in any form on any platform.

So dying and learning in Donkey Kong Country is considered "archaic", but dying and learning in a game like Dark Souls is revolutionary? Huh. I don't get the logic.

Who uses a mouse like this?

I think he was just showing the actual height difference in-game, compared to the animated cutscene from the trailer. Not that there was any discussion about Little Mac being tall or not.

Who said otherwise?

Can we stop with these "articles" that I already seen on my youtube page.
Anyways, great article as always Patricia.

I SIT HERE ALL DAY TRYING TOO FIND A STUPIDLY EASY WAY TOO MAKE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS A DAY WHILST DOING VERY LITTLE WORK AND THIS MOTHERLICKER FINDS ONE AND JUST THROWS IT THE FUSJDKFNHSDFJGVHHJNGDJGNFD AWAY, ARGHHHHHHH, I think I'm gonna have a stroke.

This is the farthest thing you can get from an "honest buck" without actually breaking the law. This level of outright thievery of assets and game design (and such a poor recreation of what he's aping, at that) would make even CHINA blush.

So there are essentially no standards or guidelines as to what constitutes an article for the staff on this site?

It's not widely known because it makes precisely no sense.

I'll be the one to say it. Honestly, I don't think HL2 deserves a spot, not anymore. Great for its time, but I don't think it's so great anymore.