I appreciate the attention to detail in giving five fingers to God but only four (presumably) to everybody else.

The voice is different things to different people. Maybe David Kallison needs it to be a sorority girl.

I've lived the entirety of my life in the Midwest, and the voice sounds like many older women I know. Maybe I'm reading too much into the fact that Gaffigan grew up in the Midwest.

Who else thinks that female voice is not an offended sorority girl but rather an offended middle-aged Midwestern woman?