I’m old enough to remember being told that Sanders just isn’t electable.

The DNC torpedoed Sanders. There were a couple emails and news stories floating around about it a few months ago.

Whether Stuttgart are back and performing well in the Bundesliga in a year or two, and whether the goals of Green are a key part in getting them there, is now a matter to a large extent in Green’s own hands.

The Rise and Fall of the Third Mic

Again, I never took that to be a metaphor. I just think he’s going to pave over the wetlands.

Ladies and gentlemen, the defense rests.

Yeah. I’m pretty over the wagon-circling and doubling down on tribal politics in the fall out of all of this, tbh. I don’t get why admitting that things could’ve been done differently somehow negates the very real sexism and double standards she faced during this campaign. Both things can be true my friends! Hillary…

Is that a threat?

You don’t know too many lawyers, I take it.

It sucks to be on the receiving end of a Kobe beef.

I thought Drew possibly wrote that article for GQ, then realized he probably wears diapers.

AND THE BEEF JERKY IN THE PHOTO IS RIGHT NEXT TO HIS DIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!

Guy Fieri plays Find the Beef Jerky

America truly is a great country. The Deadspin staff’s new ambition is for Tomi Lahren to disembowel us.

I hear we picked up Ashley Feinberg in the contraction draft. Good five tool writer, a bit of a GLORY GIRL though.

...not the dugout wall now is it?

A 15 man flu game would be incredible to watch, though...

Ah, the esoteric “Olympic archery truther”.

Only in Canada does getting your money’s worth mean a loony exchange with an official.