Who’s down with JPP? Every last EMT!

I spent the last few weeks thinking of a tree that we used to have in the backyard of our old house. All those hours I spent under that tree looking up as the sunlight dripped like honey through the leaves. When the thin cold wire of time wasn’t pressing pushing tight against my neck. There was time back then. There’s…

Part of the unwritten rules.

faithlessly drown tom ditto

Barry Bonds with the old man pound-five. Good stuff, buddy!

Goooooooo Jostens!

It may seem like a waste of money now, but wait till you see the size of the eighth graders they’ve gotten to commit.

For fuck sake. Schools can waste money on bullshit like this but can’t give the players money? Just give all the players a $100 bill. EVERYONE would be happier. Except maybe Jostens.

That’s what the show is called, though.

TIL A Frenchmen driving to old Frenchmen Justice is now just EDM :( Get off my lawn.

Lacerated vagina? Check. Repeatedly said no? Check. DNA match? Check. I don't know how much more women can get raped before these rapists can be charged with and convicted of rape.

I mean I understand sometimes because of lack of available evidence you have to try to get people to plead to lesser charges. But surely there is a step between two rape charges and something that would give this guy nothing but probation? And a really short probation at that.

No man is an island, unless he's Mauricio Isla.

Lower skills. Lower ceiling.

I would assume Nike is paying more $$ in this suit then he would make from them in a year. So yeah, David vs. Goliath.

No Skip? You’re just fucking with us now.

Resistance to the march of technology is futile. Though, if this is the much volted future, I’m down.

Coulomb now! Enough with the puns everbody. I’m diode laughing over herr.

That's why they were inducted into the hall of fame!