this is fucking dumb dude. everyone knows that only the Stunner is real

formal name for ‘monday in arizona’ iirc

watched the clip a few times to see if the ball rotates the opposite way

I’m surprised the Spanish announce table was still standing after a slam like that.

I didn’t even realize that Eli Manning could dunk.

No, it was not Burneko.

As soon as she can dig it out.

Pitching inside to their own child might be the hardest thing a parent has to do.

This is the sort of Fox News I can get behind.

SWIPER, NO SWIPING! SWIPER, NO SWIPING! SWIPER, NO SWIPING!

Gives +1, immediately ejected by Joey Crawford.

Kudos to you. It would have taken Phil Mushnick 3,000 words to make these points.

I note that in a profoundly phallocentric environment like the Deadspin comments section, no one has the balls to be a nut-shot truther. Some things are still sacred.

History repeats, first as tragedy, then as a punch in the nuts.

I would argue that’s not particularly sneaky.

Paul: Hey Kevin, do you prefer The Durantula or KD?

Look, when you’re near Chris Paul, protect your balls. Those who ignore history are condemned to getting pounded in the nards.

LeBron James: Okay, I’ll take one more question before Mozzy, Double-T, and I head off to the boys’ clubhouse.

Got to play with my new toy today! Time to clean it!

Got to play with my new toy today!

new toy today!

toy

I’m surprised it took so long, but it looks like the Dominos have started to fall.