That was a great episode of Three’s Company.

Simeone is NOT losing this semi-final.

Fair enough.

When the Raiders’ stadium woes first began I had the idea that they should be barnstormers. Every year they play in a different city - Vegas, San Antonio, Toronto, Mexico City, London, St. Louis, Albuquerque, San Diego, Oklahoma City... anywhere that hasn’t been able to get a team, had a team and lost it, or the NFL…

Want a long shot to consider?

Donovan’s career is amazing simply because he balled out at every World Cup he played in despite not having international club success (his one successful loan stint at Everton aside). He was the one major proof point that said you could be in the MLS and still represent on the world stage. For that reason alone,…

If may be that they need to carry themselves in that manner to avoid the horrible player-ref culture that exists in soccer.

Had mine last Friday. Sportswise, not the best scheduling, but it definitely let me get caught up on a lot of movies. The thing I don’t get? They say it takes about 12-20 ejaculations to clear out the pipes, but they won’t test my stuff to ensure it’s clear for 3 months. 3 MONTHS? I could easily accomplish that in 1-2…

Best 90 dollars I ever spent.

The most impressive part of this for me is the Chris Collinsworth voiceover.

Not unlike Klinsmann’s infamous and unfortunately much ballyhooed “upside down pyramid remarks”, your observations about the US soccer system are dated. Yours also have the distinction of being wrongheaded and even kind of dumb.

I only recently found out people hated oatmeal raisin cookies. Fuck those people.

And Ban Ki Moon is about to leave as UN Secretary General! I don’t think this is a coincidence!

“Pending Approval."

Man I’m not even mad that my team got scored on with that play. That was a hell of a play.

even more fun:

Nice.

The only answer that was ever needed is “Because he is a fucking moron”.

Money trumps tradition again.

If the parents are conservative - I get the baby girl a monster truck and the baby boy a barbie, just to fuck with them.