Yeah, if you want to go ahead and give a really convincing version of that “screw tight ends, they suck!” talk to the offensive coordinator of all of the Broncos’ future opponents, everyone here in Colorado would really appreciate it.

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I had the same thought. Rob Blake made a career out of absolutely wrecking people with his butt.

These anti boycott laws apparently exist in 21 states. The ACLU recently found standing to sue Kansas (shocker, I know) on behalf of a Mennonite school teacher who was denied entry to a teacher training program for refusing to sign an anti-boycott pledge.

In the immortal words of George Carlin:

I honestly cannot remember a single time in my life where I have stumbled on that movie while scanning channels and not stopped. Such a terrible movie, but when it’s on, I can’t look away.

Did anyone else immediately conclude that this line was directly inspired by a late-night celebratory text from Billy Haisley?

You never know with Billy, but only one of the teams you list has (a) more than one World Cup championship, (b) two Olympic gold medals from the pre-World Cup era, and (c) more continental championships than any other team in the world (15). So it’s going to be really hard to argue that anyone other than Uruguay could…

I’ll probably wait until it hits Netflix to watch the movie, but I’ll assure you that the book is the fucking tits, and you should definitely read it.

Unless you happen to be hungover and don’t have time to cook a whole pan of rolled enchiladas, or looking for a way to turn a half portion of taco filling into a full meal. In those moments, the stacked or folded enchilada with a fried egg on top is my go-to.

Along with the above-mentioned stacked New Mexico style (preferably with a fried egg on top), I have also seen and made “street style,” where you take a corn tortilla, dip it in chili, and place it on a hot griddle. Top with whatever fillings you want, then fold over so that the fillings are completely covered. Flip…

Yeah, I’m both hoping that the Cardinals Way (insert eye-roll) prevails and they trot out the starters, but that the Dodgers decide to play it safe.

90+4 minute for a defense that typically has to play its ass off all game, and they are still in a pretty solid line. I guess Filipe Luis missed a few steps there, but what really makes the play happen is that sick pass that curves just around Godin to the back line. (And Godin almost got back in time to intercept the…

Along similar lines, teams from Clear Creek County High School in Colorado are called the Gold Diggers. (The towns in the county were established during the 1859 gold rush. I don’t know how Gold Diggers won out over 59ers, but apparently the possible confusion wasn’t a concern.)

Along similar lines, teams from Clear Creek County High School in Colorado are called the Gold Diggers. (The towns in the county were established during the 1859 gold rush. I don’t know how Gold Diggers won out over 59ers, but apparently the possible confusion wasn’t a concern.)

My mom is a proud Brush Beetdigger. That part of the state is a big sugar beet producing area.

Oh god, the full kit wanker. I was on a terrible IM soccer team in college- seriously, we never won a single game, and lost most games by at least 3 goals. Towards the end of the season, we were scheduled to play a team that was mostly made up of guys who had quit the varsity soccer team to smoke pot, and we knew it…

Oh god, the full kit wanker. I was on a terrible IM soccer team in college- seriously, we never won a single game, and lost most games by at least 3 goals. Towards the end of the season, we were scheduled to play a team that was mostly made up of guys who had quit the varsity soccer team to smoke pot, and we knew it…

I look at holding and pass interference as, at their core, related rules. If you are about to get beat on your block or cover and decide to tackle the guy rather than give up the big play, they put the ball about where it would have ended up had you not tackled the guy. Ideally, there would be a way to only call it…