Man, you make yourself sound like a clueless fucking idiot when you say shit like that.

Read, stupid.

And here comes Jalopnik’s resident mentally ill dude in a dress. Right on cue.

You’re a mentally ill dude in a dress. In your case, you look like a fucking linebacker trying to cosplay as Shirley Hemphill. People point and laugh at you, and then scurry away to avoid having to deal with you as quickly as humanly possible. You’re a sideshow act.