“We’re the moving men. Who the hell are you?”

The people who share these stories thinking it’s legitimate news have to be the very same people who click those banner ads because of a promise they can grow their dick by nine inches.

Holy shit how do you sleep through PTI? That entire show is just various levels of screaming.

TO BE FAIR, the Tigers were nice enough to take the ghost of Dontrelle Willis off your hands when they got Miggy

I am the proud owner of a Detroit Lions 2008 Pre Season Champs shirt

You must not have been in college between the years 2001-2008

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I had to sell cookie dough as a fundraiser in college (which doesn’t make sense because I don’t remember being involved in any activities that would have required fundraising, but that’s beside the point). I just parked outside the main bar at closing time, sold every last tub in a matter of minutes.

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Toby Keith’s gonna be pissed when he realizes he didn’t think of this idea

coincidentally, Papa John’s is also rather painful to pass

That’s the worst part about city living. A few years ago I backed up the can in my apartment, had to walk to the hardware store for a plunger. OF COURSE they didn’t have bags big enough for a plunger, so I just had to walk my ass like 6 blocks home down a main road carrying a plunger in plain sight, with every…

Everyone there can read my copy of Swank.

Stereotypes are a real time saver.

THANK YOU. Whatever lingering feelings that those around here may have against Hulk Hogan, this song is perfect.

this is a (sweet and) sour turn of events for the Ball family.

We really caught lightning in a bottle with last year’s photo roundup. I’m not sure it can ever be topped.

it’s a name that embiggens my baseball fandom

Another endorsement for pequads if deep dish is your game. if you want chicago style thin crust, I recommend the aptly named Chicago’s Pizza

I’m a massive NFL fan but have still never been to a regular season game. My wife recently offered to buy me tickets as a birthday gift but yeah, staying home and grilling wings while watching is infinitely better than putting up with random drunk fans.