+ Group 1 boarding pass

Well being a Lions fan is a giant fucking disappointment, so yeah kiss my ass Bob Quinn.

I’m in the camp that Shane-O-Mac sold the best stunner in the WWE.

Winning “Double Dare” or “GUTS” would have been the tops, I’d have been rolling in some fuckin’ sweet LA Gear shoes for the duration of my adolescence (which, coincidentally would have made me a little shit)

When Warren had that look on his face just like he just shit his pants, you knew something was going to go wrong.

If I had a billion dollars I’d buy a billion tacos.

But what they lack in razzle dazzle they make up for with good fundamentals!

This is still less embarrassing than being a Lions fan.

It was nice of you to let his body turn cold before airing your grievances. 

Seriously. I’m glad I’m not in the public eye so I don’t have to get shit on by Deadspin after I die.

I love pizza more than just about anyone, but most of those pizzas just look like diarrhea waiting to happen. 

yes YES

For a guy who bitched and moaned about President Obama playing golf ad nauseam, he sure does golf a lot.

Fair point, Alan Trammel’s legacy really took a beating after he managed the Tigers. I suppose you’re right.

I’ve finally accepted the fact that Stevie Y will probably never have interest in coming back to Detroit to GM the team, and it depresses me to no end.

The insane thing about all of this is that it feels like he’s been President forever. It’s incredibly taxing. My main man Barry O feels like a lifetime ago.

Selling Amway is soon to be required coursework for children across the country, what a time to be alive.

All this time I’ve been getting it wrong?? Next thing you’re going to tell me my job doesn’t have French benefits

Did you hear Woj is leaving yahoo? With this kind of analysis you’re a shoe in for that job.