Imagine being an adult and being mad that you didn’t get an Ezekiel Elliot autograph at a fantasy football convention.

The best part is actually after the video ends. The Yankees gave up 7 runs in the next four innings and lost the game.

Her hit “Fight Song” was Hillary Clinton’s campaign anthem, so this isn’t the first time she’s let America down.

OK. I now associate you with disseminating the Erin Andrews peephole video or suggesting in a deposition that the cutoff age for posting a sex tape is 4 years old. Hope that’s cool and a reasonable understanding of the material here at Dead Spin dot com.

I loathe Barstool but PMT is not even close to being in its shitty, misogynistic 37-year-old-frat-guy orbit. PFT Commenter and Dan Katz are successful because they know how ridiculous these mouth-breathing morons with no perspective on sports (or life) can be. I think even the PMT guys dislike being associated with…

Multiple brain injuries, you say?

The Deacs have a handful of crucial losses where huge 2nd half leads evaporated because their guards decided to chuck up 3's while Collins twiddled his thumbs under the basket. Fixing this has been Manning’s most important job of the year. As a WFU fan I just hope Collins hangs around one more year.

He had been a four-sport athlete in high school, playing football, baseball, lacrosse and lacrosse.

So... running shoes?

Thank you. I’m not even a crossfit fan, but I knew Murph had plenty of running involved.

I must have missed the memo where time stood still for injured players.

I’m gonna treasure this moment of enjoying this mostly likable organization for now, because I know for the next ten years, I’ll be cursing this franchise into oblivion while drunkenly yelling at all of the pink hat-wearing Cubs “fans” that walk through the turnstiles of a Mariners-A’s game.

Bias? Hardly. Washington’s strength of schedule is 38th. Texas A&M is 7th. Washington should be glad they got #5.

Omitting Texas A&M’s 13-point road win vs. the #9 team in the rankings proves that you are deliberately deceptive.

“Aren’t you getting tired of these other nations embarrassing us?”

When they fill the infield with water?

I hope Cespedes hits a ball 500 feet off Bumgarner, flips the bat so hard it takes off like an Apache helicopter and leaves the stadium, and then stares down that Appalachian fuckwit before he does a pirouette and salsa dances his way around the bases. 

Jays fan here too. Most people in Toronto are pretty chill, however, we’re also the city that elected Rob Ford.

“People in the drive-thru ask if I’m JaMarcus Russell. I tell them no, then tell them yes as they drive off.”

- Jim Tomsula’s Roadkill Cafe