Well, no. It’s “literally” not an office physically or any other way. Most office environments I’ve been in don’t constantly feature people going onstage and talking about their dicks. 

You can always tell the people who picked up their Looney Tunes fandom from boardwalk t-shirts circa 1995.

#MePew

Pepe Le Pew is a rapist.

Everyone has suddenly gotten really uppity about the quality of basketball around here. This game is fine. Quite good, actually.

Serena was the greatest at last year’s Australian even without the period.

Our bodies are not built to fight large cats. We have thin skin that doesn’t do a good job protecting our vitals from large claws and huge teeth. We’re good at problem solving and throwing things, and we’re built to do some physical things quite well, but fighting large cats and bears is not what we excel at.

The only thing worse than an adult man that brings a glove to a baseball game is an adult man that brings a glove to a baseball game and doesn’t know how to operate a baseball glove.

*bzzzz*

Damn. Here I thought I was blue collar and gritty, but that third one is just too high a bar for me.

I’m not sure if I’m stupid (I’m clean and sober)!but I am 100% sure that you are an asshole.

And I look and act far younger than I am because my liver works.

You don’t live longer, it just feels longer.

Folks, this is what sobriety does to a brain. Don’t let this happen to you!

That’s not really getting crossed up. Harden essentially pushed him down with his forearm and that, plus the momentum of the defender backpedaling, is what ended up with him on the ground.

That little chuckle before “and then I just shot it” is the most hurtful thing that’s ever been uttered by one NBA player about another.

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

Shot:

This was a bad date. She had a horrible date with a clueless guy who thought he was being sexy and hot. She was made to feel uncomfortable, and it wasn’t right.

A Florida man...