In these tough times, it’s important to remember: there are some things jerking off won’t heal.

See, that’s the thing. You don’t want to mash your finger on the button. Use a little finesse. Listen to your partner for cues.

...in a locked room that will slowly fill with Zyklon-B.

Cool. Expect commissioner Jerry Jones to have 2 Thursday night games a week next year. 3 if these ungrateful assholes don’t stop disrespecting our troops.

Here’s the simple fact: The Washington Post did journalism the right way, and Jezebel did not.

I’ll go a head and say it. Yes they deserve to die and I hope they burn in hell. I’ve become sick and tired of the lie that every life is valuable and means something. What value do pissed off racists who are too uneducated and downright stupid to know that their orange savior doesn’t give a fuck about them. That…

Well I asked Alexa if this would be an issue for me and she said it was fine.

An electronic keypad will also solve that problem and costs 90 bucks at Lowe’s. What this really is for is Amazon’s loss department. They don’t want people stealing packages off of porches which they then have to replace. There’s also a real problem in the tech industry in that rather than truly innovate what they…

It certainly did me. It has forced me to re-evaluate a lot of my previous interactions with women. It has also made me realize I need to be exceedingly proactive in teaching my son about consent, boundaries, accountability, etc.

That push was the same thing that results in hockey players destroying a goalie when they’re being blocked from behind. He felt a touch on his back, decided he could sell it as the cause of a hit, and went down into Smith’s legs. Yeah, he got pushed a little, but you don’t go down like that from a little shove on the…

Good eye.

He looks more like a Kyle to me.

Is there a take on this other than Foerster is/was a dumb besotted older dude with substance issues that got fucked over massively by a stripper (presumably after some failed blackmail shakedown) who’s now trying to make it out to be some noble political act?

This is some cruel shit. Some dumb shit too. But the cruelty…

not to Puerto Rico though.

I’d say that this is embarrassing for the United States, but frankly that ship has already sailed.

The USMNT is an example of something that is actually disrespectful to the troops.

*Sound Engineer who Didn’t bleep that speaking with HR*

I was a little surprised he liked medirocre vanilla porn (if you can call a stepmom eating out her stepdaughter vanilla) instead of tentacle porn, but maybe lizard people like Ted find human sex kinkier?

He says he was hacked but there’s actual video of him liking the tweet

What is McMahill saying in that last quote? He wants Michael Bennett to tell the police why they detained him?