I heard Barron Trump calls Robert Mueller “Papa Bob.” People are saying this.

Wow, that sounds inviting: St. Louis in the dead of summer, Lance Berkman, and a stadium full of passionate Christians.

Lord help us if the roles were reversed. They would have had to scrape Milbury off the broadcast booth ceiling.

Looks like Blanco just earned himself the 2-spot in the Phillies’ rotation.

“No honey, it’s Jake from State Farm!”

The weird thing is if you ranked the 100 best jellybeans being hit by a truck would probably come in at #50.

Jesus was a 33 year old single man in a time period when men and women were married in their early twenties. A single 32 year old man living with his parents? Jesus was gay. It’s all in the bible.

that wasn’t what he was suggesting. he asked if deadspin was trying to avoid alienating people who are consumers of both sites.

I feel like you’re not quite getting it.

big idiot’s beef

Far be it for me to criticize Richard Sherman, but if he’s still going to be grumpy with Wilson about SB 49 he might want to consider that they had a 10 point lead in the 4th quarter of that game and his number 1, bad-ass, we-never-take-blame-for-anything defense couldn’t hold it. 

Not to defend the airline, but she seemed to be crying inconsolably, perhaps exaggerating whatever idiocy happened to her. The baby wasn’t crying. The rest of the personnel doesn’t seem to be in a state of emergency. The supposed a-hole seemed calm until “hero” passenger threatened him.

And he has been pretty fucking huge since college. He slimmed down in the Jays organization and switched to yoga because he was afraid that all of the weightlifting was contributing to his injury problems, but later bulked back up.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Yup, a milder PSA about the benefits of not wearing seat belts is definitely the way to go.

the dictionary kinda disagrees with your assessment of racism.

“My dad sold me out to be murdered and I’m the cause of most of the wars in this world thousands of years after me death.”

If we’re so slow, how come we caught and enslaved you?

Hamilton,