I don’t call swatting someone’s hands away after the pinch you “retaliation”. It’s a natural defensive reaction to swat someone away, which is what he did. Anyone calling that a punch, Draymond included, is an idiot.

Dudes, you can clearly see Harden pinch him. Now, I hate Draymond, but that was justified.

“...it’s hard to imagine a player like Harden consistently and sneakily engaging in the incredibly juvenile behavior of pinching.”

The most powerful man in Checkers wears velcro shoes

Revision:

You should see his attempt to be President.

I want to star this over and over and over.

No, it’s more like ejaculating on a candle, but the candle is actually your smartphone and the floor is lava.

What about just ending the game in a g*dd*mn tie? If it’s still tied after 12 innings, call it. Count for a half-win, half-loss just like in the NFL, or switch to a points system like hockey. Regular season MLB games count for so little anyway, what’s the harm in saying, “Well, you both sucked tonight, so go home and…

Damn, I’m glad Volkswagen is recalling the jetty.

The lesson, as always: Don’t drink and do cocaine and then leave the bar and go drive your boat as fast as it goes.

I’m never one to allow simple geography to ruin a perfectly mediocre joke.

Beast A La Mode

The “Classic” hoodie from American Giant. Heavy-duty, doesn’t stretch and look frumpy, nicely built, and MADE IN THE USA. Expensive, but totally worth it.

The “Classic” hoodie from American Giant. Heavy-duty, doesn’t stretch and look frumpy, nicely built, and MADE IN THE…

Wait, Americans are helping Israel succeed on a world stage? No way.

Except that guerillas don’t charge, gorillas do.

You know what’s going to happen when you raise wages though? A couple of unintended consequences:

Unpopular opinion: Flying is actually an incredible value given that the above-mentioned flying greyhound bus can put you anywhere in the country in a handful of hours and just about anywhere in the world in less than a day. Obviously it would be nice if it were cheaper and more comfortable, but still.

Unequivocally.

i dont think those are highlights, i think its some sort of hat.