Level of education is a huge indicator of political preference—I’m sure you know that, and I’m also sure you know which way they lean.

The punched party steadfastly insisted that the puncher “ain’t got shit.”

It is taunting, but that was also an illegal blow to the head.

They have faced zero QB’s in the top 11 in QBR, and they’ve faced only 2 inside the top 16 (Wilson and Taylor; Pats lost to both of them). That’s amazing.

Well done. Also coming up: an internally bleeding Bryce Petty.

He’s super fast and strong, but his runs tend to end in hilarity. Best physical comedy by a Canadian since Carrey.

“CVS: Sometimes you gotta come in here”

Got nothing to do with demeanor or appearance—it’s their behavior that’s the giveaway. You can easily tell they’re stupid.

As some non-rabid-Seahawks-haters have already pointed out, it was called correctly. Sherman went for and touched the ball before touching the kicker, and there was no whistle. Also hurting the Bills’ cause: Carpenter faking injury like Ronaldo to try and draw a harsh call, which led to him having to come off (you can…

A negative times a negative equals...

I guess we know who the QB is on Tom Ley’s fantasy team.

“Minnesota merely perfected what’s emerged as a solid strategy to keep Beckham in check...”

Please reconsider! You could be my 15th.

He’s surpassed 3,700 yards once and has a career td/int ratio of 1.69. This year 3 tds in 4 games. I’m new to football. Is that “top” passing?

No you.

They’re an excellent team; I don’t dispute that. I just think it’s silly to write this article, boner blazing, based on what’s happened so far. Just my opinion.

Just trying to make the point that an ejaculatory article might not be warranted for a defense that isn’t even necessarily better than the Seahawks, Vikings, or Rams.

Fair. But I can still tell they’re playing the Bucs.

Why the hell would I watch a Buccaneers game?

Amazing. They shut down the Bucs in the mud. How did they do it.