“Woof...”

No it can’t. I think we’ve diagnosed the problem.

“...somehow both ignorant AND evil.”

You are not smart.

Apologist hogwash. Cutler is utter trash. He couldn’t not fumble, when he saw the tackler running right at him, because of his thumb? He couldn’t lob the ball over the interceptor because of his thumb, even though he’d bombed it 50 yards down the field earlier in the game? McPhee could not have been more spot on. Plus…

.314/.541/.898

You didn't think the inning was even worth mentioning?

I want him to suck, because that will be funny, but I actually didn’t think he looked terrible in that video. Had about four dropped passes. Big mistakes were bungled snap (rookie mistake), and batted INT (kinda not totally his fault).

I always do.

“we’re being emailed reports of the rumors circulating around Rio, and they’re exactly what you think they might be”

Jim? (Correction nvm I get it)

The announcer is playing tug o’ war in this video.

As a Hawks fan, I consider this his best highlight:

Wilson burned all three timeouts in the first minute.

“CBD (Cannabidiol, a compound he says isn’t strong enough to get him high)...”

I didn’t understand a single word in that sentence.

Ah fuck, you guys are officially embracing “dank” now, huh? That sucks.

Being a ‘Hawks fan, I usually read the comments when there’s an article about my guys. With that education, allow me:

Maybe it’s just me, but for all the dicks that have been struck this postseason, it seems like TWICE as many balls have met that same fate...

I’m also counting his age 24 season (his fourth in the majors) in which he hit .107 with zero XBH (whoa!).