Realistically, probably pretty damn hard when it involves turning in your son for a felony.

The entire scenario and Talib’s rationale were obvious the moment it happened, but thanks for the 1000-word explanation.

Uh... He stepped on Nurkic’s foot, causing Nurkic to fall down. Not exactly the orgasmically good crossover the dopey announcers sold you on.

I don’t follow NBA closely nowadays and thus couldn’t confirm or deny how much of a shit Karl gives about D. But in the 90s, the Sonics D was STIFLING under that man.

“I know this game isn’t really that good” (FF4)

This is a very dumb comment.

Surprising omissions: Dad’s and Blue Sky.

Who gives a damn? Lots of teams’ fans have a nickname for themselves. Boston baseball fans are Red Sox NationDEAR GOD YOU’RE RIGHT THAT’S FUCKING INSUFFERABLE.

“Now, this petition doesn’t even 2,000 signatures.”

I'm no jingoist, but watching little men flop around like this in every soccer match around the world makes me think maybe the US IS the greatest country in the world.

It’s not really mental gymnastics. It’s just a simple lack of logic skillz—which afflicts a terrifyingly great proportion of the polulace.

I disagree. But go ‘Hawks.

“...who duffed a kick that would have allowed the Vikings to beat the Seahawks...”

He made the long ones with laces in as well.

“I mean, how could a Spurs fan not fall in love with a center who can do stuff like this?”

I think the sidekicks are the even bigger dumbasses in this trainwreck, because they actually understand how it works, and they could not do a more pathetic job of trying to explain it.

Do you?

Totally fair. Cam has been great. I just don’t think he’s worthy of Deadspin’s Steph Curry-inspired “this guy is better than everyone else” knob-job post.

No question Cam is playing great. But yesterday Wilson had 5 TDs to Cam’s 3, and over the past four games he has 16 TDs and 0 picks. He’s also leading the NFL in QB rating and completion percentage. He’s right up there with (and starting to blow past) all the other MVP candidates, yet today we have our 50th Cam Newton…

Meanwhile, Russell Wilson had an even bigger game and is on a historic tear. But I know, Cam is the soup du jour...