“repeatedly punched a sleeping resident...”

This is 100% correct. Viewed in slow-mo, it looks like a lame call. In real time, when that helmet jerks, you gotta call it.

Deadspin does two things: blow-jobs things it likes, and lynch-mobs things it doesn’t (and it’s all good fun). But in this case, the beejer really isn’t deserved.

Duplicitous Pebbles.

Because it’s not a penalty until the ball is snapped. The refs DID blow it by kinda-sorta granting the erroneous timeout. But the ball was never snapped, and it looked to me entirely possible that the extra guys would have gotten off the field before the snap.

“It’s true: Every Seahawks fan is a johnny-come-lately dipshit—except me.”

Sharapova is the 3rd-ranked player in the world, former #1, and has won five grand slams—i.e. definitely NOT second-rate. Rovell is still an idiot, but it hurts the good guys’ case when we aren’t totally accurate.

Haha, Brandon Mebane is a strong man. Made Kelce look like a very insignificant obstacle.

Me too.

Those unies are fucking sweet.

Looking at his stats is a treat UNLESS YOU’RE AN M’S FAN. He wasn’t BAD, but fuuuck....

You are SO right. Perfect baseball game; nothing since has come close, and it’s a crime.

And there’s good ol’ US of A at #58, just behind Saudi Arabia.

Oh whatever. Yeah it was a dumb thing to say and an erroneous non-point. But if you only take the words he said instead of speculating about what he’s “really saying,” then he’s not wrong! Dominicans ARE badly undereducated. But they sure can turn on a fastball, and education does not equal intelligence.

Everything’s a fucking travesty with you, man!

Costas is a tool, but I have to say he’s 100% right we “live in an age of faux outrage;” that all takes must be scalding hot, etc. Now he DID do basically the same thing in real life with Strop, but he’s still not wrong about that obnoxious bi-product of the internet age.

I blame Luke Ridnour for the Sonics leaving Seattle.

I was mostly kidding. Misinformation CAN be a WMD. OBVIOUSLY this was not that.

I actually DO hate it when someone uses completely inaccurate words. I PASSIONATELY dislike it. And if hatred is indeed an emotional state as you posit, then who are you to say if it’s “warranted”? Misinformation is a weapon of mass destruction, so I hate it.

That’s a pretty smug comment, don’t you think? What makes you think “a lot of white people will tell themselves things are getting better” just by having the flags taken down? I hope you don’t get a sense of superiority or consider yourself wise by falsely attributing unintelligent beliefs to a big group of people.…