More like you end up with a chicken.

Not to mention a bust of Missouri’s own Rush Limbaugh!

You think Darren Rovell cries about things other than money?

I’m a straight white guy who has definitely done this before, and here are my thoughts. Men are animals when it comes to sex, so it’s sort of a “I’m back to being a member of society” message to your ladyfriend. It’s awful. Men are awful. It’s a boon to society that I’m single.

That is the opposite of a strong take, Marchman. I’m almost disappointed.

Also a shorter season, so he had fewer hits. If Ichiro had been in the majors instead of NPB for those 7 years, he would have shattered Rose’s record by now.

Yes the new roof system is so much better. It’s much easier to enclose some outside space now to use as a kind of hydroponic growing room without using all of the power you need for hydroponics. Love that strategy, and now it’s so easy.

Good to see the former presidential candidate is back with strong takes.