Great series, it really could have gone either way.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Dear Chase, I feel like I can call you Chase because you and me are so alike. I’d like to meet you one day, it would be great to have a catch. I know I can’t throw as fast as you but I think you’d be impressed with my speed. I love your hair, you run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither.…

The kids aren’t on your lawn. Stop yelling at them.

“I grew up not even putting milk on my cereal”