“good morning", I cry, but I don't know why

Oh no, the word tragedy is being used all over the place for anything other than a terrible death.
I heard a person at a coffee shop describe her spilled coffee as a “major tragedy,” meanwhile, my friend’s rabbit chewed through his Xbox’s power cord and he posted about how it was a tragedy.

If your partner truly died…

Can we pull back on the word “tragedy”? I thought he got shot for cards.

its braintrust had not thought out at all how they wanted it to end.

Give me OG Parker, or give me death!

tunnel snakes rule!

He’s Mads Mikkelsen, not Glads Mikkelsen.

I feel like if Hitler had a kid who was trying to do good in the world, they’d change their name too.

I think the “good” ones that last a long time are fakes.  The problem is the preteens watching don’t know that and emulate it.  Then you get this 

Let’s say you go to McDonalds and both chefs makes burgers with their butt. One of the chef’s uses a bidet and the other just uses paper.

Which burger are you going to eat?

I rest my case.

There’s a shocking amount of naivete that goes into believing your treatment when you are a novelty would match what you would be as a minority. It’s the difference between “visitor” and “problem in need of solving”.

I had the same feeling at first, as I was used to game-Joel just fucking up dozens of people. But in real-life terms, he and Ellie at this point have spent...what? 3 or 4 days together? Less than a week certainly. And she’s seen him kill two people with his bare hands and shoot two more. I think that’s a pretty…

chubby rain

I had the exact same thought. I randomly put on the trailer and was close to turning it off as soon as I heard the opening line.

Yep, as soon as I saw that in the trailer, I let out on an audible groan. Glad the word is the game is much better than that.

Imagine being subjected to Chai’s worst lines as part of a character reveal trailer on YouTube, instead of warming to his Fry-From-Futurama-esque charms over the course of the game’s opening hours.

Sounds like I should stay away from Metal: Hellslinger. I don’t got rhythm. Enjoying Hi-Fi Rush regardless.  It rewards staying on rhythm, but rarely punishes, which I think it key.  Even when I do fail the game seems to want to give additional chances.

“But you wouldn’t know that from the launch trailer which stays upbeat on the modern-day magical adventure by taking a bunch of words out of context and spinning them into deceitful accolades.”

“Magical”
-Ethan Gach, Kotaku

she definitely doesn’t look 19 even if thats her actual age.