i like where this theory is going

Isn’t Mario from Brooklyn....like...officially in the canon? Maybe living so long in the Mushroom Kingdom changed him physically? I have so many questions.

3 words:

Clear solution. Get a smaller tv...

... which means that most people will either have to A) get a new controller, B) get an extension cord, or C) dangle an HDMI cable across their living rooms, risking danger to their significant others, pets, and Roombas.

I am most hyped for “The Armory” , no need to play Tetris in my inventory anymore

her HP falls apart like all hacker movies except the movie Hackers.

While I can appreciate that it’s not for everyone, it seems incredibly silly to have a tablet without touch input....so much so that I think that this and motion controls simply were not highlighted in favor of showing “traditional” control schemes amongst the myriad configurations.

I’m excited about the no touchscreen. I never used it unless I had to. It was always distracting and rarely added to gameplay and, in my opinion, only good for typing.

Screaming at the TV “Match the 5 blue ones, moron!” will be this generation’s...

We should do the same for this years presidential election and sit outside of voting booths and not vote since both Hillary and Trump are cheaters of all shorts.

Wouldve had to have a james hetfield special weapon the DABAJABAZA!

The DS4 is literally perfect.

Confessional time: I have never fully best any of the super Mario games before super Mario world. And that only happened 3 months ago. I am ashamed.

Video Game Shit I’m Too Old For: Grinding.

Online multiplayer. Very few of my friends play games these days, and I have no interest in playing with strangers.

So one of my best Overwatch Moments Of All Time happened recently in competitive Ilios. We were wrecked in the first round thanks to the enemy Genji. So in the next round, I said “fukkit” and switched to Symmetra. And. Completely. DOMINATED.