I’ve said it before, I will say it again. Javy Baez is a national treasure.

Watching Kimbrel closely, he really has been getting close to putting it together. A lot of his high ERA was largely: in a garbage time loss right after he signed, a blown save against Pittsburgh (that wasn’t completely his fault, as some dumb defensive choices hurt him) and an admittedly brutal blown save against the…

I’m very proud.

I must have been on the cusp of a cycle or a no-hitter during my entire baseball career as a kid because none of my teammates ever spoke to me.

Melo will always have a special place in my heart for this epic twitter beatdown.

Holy fuck! It’s way worse than I thought. He lost most of his legs and torso too!

I come here every day to read funny and insightful comments, so I guess we’re both pretty disappointed.

Just pay for the beer next time, man.

Best part of this whole gator saga was that they initially brought in this dipshit named Alligator Bob who spent a week not being able to catch an Alligator, and the first dude they bring up from Florida catches it in like 20 minutes.

Devin Hester taking it to the house on the first play of the Super Bowl was the most joy I have ever felt as a Bears fan. Shame they had to end the game right after that play and nothing else happened.

It is imperative that you stay true to your religious beliefs so that God will allow your unvaccinated children into heaven

Dear Penthouse,

The floodgates opened up after that.

They should hang it in their old building, right before they demolish it.

There is literally no country on Earth more humble than the US of A

I’m sorry, arrogant Americans? In what universe? Americans are the classiest, most dignified, and humble people on the planet!

Crystal Dunn was the Player of the Match, though.

Imagine Andy Reid strutting around the sidelines looking like this:

He looks like he ate Frank Thomas