Just circling back to point out that I definitely jinxed him.

This is a killer comment.

Oscar Pistorius competed in the Olympics. And that guy has NO calves. 

Gardner Reaps What He Sows

Billy shut it all down with “Homer,” but I thought we had a good run.

“Yankees Fan Righteously Insecure Post Perfectly Illustrates Why We Hate Yankees Fans”

arrr ‘tis true, the sight of gold drives many a Pirate mad

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

I feel like we need to talk more about how the NYPD has a bee unit.  (I’m not criticizing them for it; I just find it very interesting.)

Personally, I find it very hard to believe that the NHL would be quiet about a painfully embarrassing association between the Bruins and the loud trumpeting of racism and misogyny and it really runs counter to what I’ve always felt that hockey was abou-

LOL who gives a fuck

Speaking of undeserving, I’m going to tell my dumb foul ball story . . .

“this week’s sign of the apocalypse”

this is not even the most popular gif of Alex Len in warmups

I think the best scenario is that Durant makes a fatal mistake in Game 7 to lose the Finals and then we skip ahead five years and Durant has given up and gotten fat and Green has to come to his hut and convince him to come back and help them make one last title run together. And Green will bring a raccoon to the hut.

against the White Sox

OW ME BACK

Jesus, man. This is harrowing. Like everyone else in the comments, I’m glad things didn’t go differently.

The difference being she’s getting paid while the passengers are paying for the experience of not getting to their destination on time.